-Sarcastic thoughts about the future

Can’t believe I actually made a plan for what to do if my taxes go up to 40-50% of my income.

Here’s the plan:

1. Quit working at a job where I’m forced to pay taxes. Or, just give a “one day a week” availability…let them decide if I still work there.

2. Live on government assistance. UBI should cover basic necessities.

3. Start selling gourmet hot dogs in the streets. Buy product in bulk from Costco.

4. Take under the table gigs doing in-home bartending, fixing computers, dog walking, and guitar lessons.

5. Report no earnings to the government. Ever.

6. Stay mobile. Take advantage of squatter laws and move into any favorite house I find...whenever I wanna take a break from “the road.”

7. Stack chips privately. Live as a degenerate publicly.

8. When the ass falls out of the new socialist utopia and hyperinflation destroys the currency, I will already be positioned to seize land and start a proper operation of my own, and I’ll be that much more prepared to live in the “new libertarian Wild West” that will be the new America.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣